Life Lessons

I say a lot of weird things in a day.  Here is a sampling of the daily life lessons I am trying to pass onto my little guy:

• Do not sit on the doggie's head.
• Don't drink milk straight from the gallon...it's too big for you.

• Don't eat rocks.
• Don't throw rocks.
• Let's just put down the rocks.
• Books do not go in the toilet.
• Trash cans are not toy boxes.  Don't put your toys in them and don't take the trash out.
• Do not slam the doggie's head in the door.

• Mommie's cell phone doesn't need a bath.
• Don't give the dog a sip of your water.  She doesn't know how to use a sippy cup.
• Don't tinkle on the floor.

With all this direction I need to give my fourteen month-old, I didn't think I'd have to give advice to Fiona too....

Do not sneak out of the house and get in the baby's car seat.

The Onion...Hilarious

http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-newborn-infants-can-tell-if-parents-ar,27698/

I hope our babies don't think we're losers....yikes.