I think this is good advice for all Dads (not just new ones).

Here is a sample of the post:

"Come home and get in the house. When you get home this is not the time to chit chat with the neighbor over the fence about how it’s gong with the new baby. Assume that it is always Lord of the Rings orc war in the house and get inside to relieve the day shift because your wife has probably been walking around with that baby thinking 'only have to hang in there 30 more minutes….29…..28.'"

For the rest of "THE NEW DAD’S GUIDE TO SURVIVING YOUR WIFE", click here:

http://www.scarymommy.com/new-dad-survival-guide/