Nattastic Post!

At this point, it should be no shock that I am fan of the random. When I woke up this morning at 5 a.m. to a baby crying, for some reason I started thinking about how funny the verbiage at the bottom of a Groupon email is. For example, one of the latest email reads, "Without gutters, houses would become overrun with rainwater, and games of roof bowling would involve endless ladder climbing. Stay on top of your home's maintenance with today's Groupon to First Choice Quality Services."

My mind then wandered to other random funny things that make my day. Sadly, a lot of them revolve around fast food and beer.

• Thirst Begone! Thanks, McDonald's.

• Even though Arby's has insanely high prices (unless you live outside of Richmond where Arby's is ghetto and gross), it does have witty sayings on every product they hand you.

• One of the many reasons that I love Natural Light (aka Natty) is because of Nattyisms. Each Natty box has a Nattyism. Here are a few of my favorite examples:
• Naturnal Instinct: A person's instincts to love and protect Natty Light
• Natastrophe: The unfortunate loss or destruction of one's Natty Light
• Natio Furniture: The use of a cooler of Natty Light as a chair or table
• And many more! (Natcula, Natistics, Natalyst, Natmare, etc.)

Too bad it's only 9:40 in the morning. This entry is really making me want a burger and a beer. Hope everyone has a nice day and takes the time to appreciate the random! I will leave you with this thought from Groupon: "Like the Rubik’s cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us..."